Womens Public Restroom Etiquette 101: (In my own opinion of course)

1. ALWAYS do courtesy flushes even if you're in the bathroom solo. It helps keep odor down and it's just gross as all hell to have your ass sitting over your own hot shit marinating. Yuck!
2. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, wipe the toilet seat off when you're done. Our mother's taught us to "squat", but sometimes we splash onto the toilet seat while hazing over the toilet... be clean and wipe your piss off the toilet seat. You never know who may have to rush in and lace the toilet with tissue to take a "special boom". And who wants to sit down on someones nastiness???
3. As women who have monthly cycles... PLEASE be sanitary and roll your pads up in tissue and deposit them in the designated bin. It is the nastiest thing ever to walk in to a stall and see someones soiled pad/tampon sitting there like "hello". Just YUCK!!!!
4. If you leave streaks in the toilet, try flushing an extra time or two. Who the hell wants to see what you been doing in that stall!?!?!?
5. Why do some women not believe in flushing??? You are not at home, therefore the "if it's yellow... let it mellow" doesn't apply!!!! It's not hard to turn around and flush the damn toilet! You don't even have to use your hands... hike your foot up there and flush the damn thing!
6. WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS w/SOAP!!! I have been in a public restroom many of times when women have come out of the stall and left right out the bathroom without so much as wetting their hands. BARF! Nasty biotches! And they are normally the first ones to want to touch someones food, etc.
7. Ladies... always keep baby wipes on you (in your purse). No one likes to have to do the "special boom" in public, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. At least be able to clean your ass until you can reach a shower.
8. Do not try to have conversation with someone in the stall next to you. You are in there for a purpose... use the facilities and get out of there. I can not stand being in the middle of a tinkle and a colleague wants to hold conversation. Can it wait!?! Please!
9. And last but not least: Lysol and Chlorox now have wipes that come in little packaging that you can slip in your purse. Those are a must when you really have to go and don't feel "safe" simply lacing the toilet with tissue paper.

I hope you all have learned something if you didn't already know! Ciao!